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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 12:45
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Have you been arrested or investigated?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
Then came..
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
What is the difference between sales incentives and sales promotions?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Harvard study says Vitamin D may actually slow down aging - Times of India
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Why do men like low maintenance women?
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
New rabies cases detected in SLO County. How to avoid deadly disease - San Luis Obispo Tribune
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
The Louvre, the world’s most-visited museum, shuts down to sound the alarm on mass tourism - PBS
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
How do you identify a fake whey protein gold standard?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes